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  Webcomic 18 Oct 2005    
     
  Wisdom Tooth, the one-liner ASCII comic.
On hold due to school work.
 
     
  © Jet X.L.   


[Vocabulary] 30 Jan
I feel as if my dictionary in my head is getting smaller. 
  /    You mean you vocabulary?
 /      /
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[Backstab 5] 8 Jan
Dodgy Earl, you still have that katana stuck in your back? It's been in there for more then a week.
  /    Yeah. I'm emotionally attached to it. We can't seem to seperate. Plus, I'll bleed to death if I yank it out.
 /      /
####   ...
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| <    > |/
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[Moo] 8 Jan
If I tell you a little secret, you won't moo on me, will you?
 /
^^
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| <   \../------
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[Backstab 3] 1 Jan
 How did this happen?
   /    Damn ninjas. They always try to slid your throat when your back is turned.
  /      /
 ssSs   ...
ss .    _ | +
s| (    > |/
s| >     ||
[Backstab 4] 1 Jan
              Actually, the plural for 'ninja' IS 'ninja'.
               / 
 ssSs   ...   __
ss .  + | _   .ii  
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s| >    ||     ||
[Backstab 1] 25 Dec
 OH MY GOSH! Dodgy Earl, you got a sword stuck in your back!
   /    I'm aware of that, but thank you for 'POINTING' that out.
  /      /
 ssSs   ...
ss o    _ | +
s| (    > |/
s| >     ||
[Backstab 2] 25 Dec
 Aren't you in mortal danger by moving your spine?
   /    Meh, I've been in graver mortal danger while making beakfast.
  /      /
 ssSs   ...
ss .    _ | +
s| (    - |/
s| >     ||
[Moodswings] 18 Dec
My girlfriend has moodswings like a windmill with two dictators tied to the wings.
  /
 /     xxx
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| <    - |
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[Axioms] 18 Dec
'Axioms,' now there's a word I've never heard anyone say before.
  /     That's because you hear the word 'retard' all the time.
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WWW     __
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[The deadly duo] 13 Dec
Don't you know smoking kills?
   /     Yes, we form a deadly duo of chaos and anarchy.
  /       /
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oO .     _ |
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[What women think] 13 Dec
Hey, Olivia, girl! How are you. (She better stay away from my man)
   /    I'm good, how are you. (She's plotting against me)
  /      /
 ssSs   oOo
ss ^    ^ Oo
s| <    > |
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[The current me] 4 Dec

Aren't you that guy who did that thing to that other guy?
  /    Stop associating the "old me" with the "current me."
 /     /
...   ^^
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[The battle end] 4 Dec

Hey guys, what's up?
  /      Nothing.      
 /       /      \
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[The battle 5] 27 Nov

Bring it on, cat fucker! I'll drop you like a brick.
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|-o      . |
| <      - |
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[The battle 6] 27 Nov

        You and what army?
The salvation army, to drag your sorry anus out of the dumpster.          
 /        / 
~~~     ####
|-o      . |
| <      > |
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[The battle 3] 20 Nov

         Come a bit closer and I'll make a 3D puzzle out of your scull.
         More than 600 pieces. Rated R.
          /
~~~     ####
|-o      . |
| -      > |
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[The battle 4] 20 Nov

 Is that a threat?
  /      No, a premonition. I'm psychic. You owe me 5 bucks for reading your future.
 /        /
~~~     ####
|-o      . |
| <      > |
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[The battle 1] 13 Nov

        Hey Tarzan! You talk so much shit that I though you were doing a handstand.
          /
~~~     ####
|-o      . |
| .      > |
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[The battle 2] 13 Nov

Lick my shoe, and lick it good because it's going up your ass!
 /
~~~     ####
|-o      o |
| <      ~ |
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[The gaybar 4] 6 Nov

...We're in a GAYBAR!
   /    Ah. That explains why my zipper was open when I walked out of that dark room.
  /     
 /        /
WWW     ####
| o      . |
| <      > |
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[Small talk] 6 Nov

Where do you work?
    /  Porn distribution.
   /   But I'm looking for a new job, all my co-workers are jerks.
  /      /
 oOo   WWW
oO o   . |
 | -   > |
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[Pick up line 2] 6 Nov

This is the best drink I've ever had. It's like a party in my mouth and you're invited.
 /
^^   sSss
| .   . Ss
| <   0 |S
||    < |s
[Pick up line 1] 30 Oct

What runs all around the yard without moving?
I'll only tell you the awnser if you sleep with me.
 /
^^    oOo
| .   . Oo
| <   o |
||    < |
[Square] 30 Oct 2005

Have you heard what happened in Wyoming?
   /   If the state is square, I don't care.
  /      /
 /     xxx
www   xXXxx
| .    .xx
| <    > |
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[4th wall] 23 Oct

       Sometimes I just feel like breakimg down that wall and see what's behind it.
        /  
###    ^^
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| -    o |
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[Your mama 2] 23 Oct 2005

         Your mama is so ugly, Steven King could write 15 books about her.
           /
 xxx      _
xxXXx    |_|_
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 | -     > |
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[Your mama] 19 Oct 2005

Your mama is so fat that when she swum in the sea, she flooded New Orleans!
  /
 xxx      _
xxXXx    |_|_
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 | <     = |
 ||"      ||
[Why?] 19 Oct 2005

Why is it that one in three black men between the ages of 20 and 29 years old
is under correctional supervision or control?
   /    Why aren't you pollishing my shoes?
  _      /
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[How to explain anime to your girlfriend] 19 Oct 2005

Ranma½ is about a martial arts guy who changes into a girl when he gets
cold water on him and everybody either hates him or is in love with him.
 / 
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[The gaybar 1] 5 Oct 2005

...We're in a GAYBAR!
  /     So... that wasn't the bouncer who was strip seaching me?!
 /       /
WWW     ####
| o      O |
| <      - |
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[The gaybar 2] 5 Oct 2005

...We're in a GAYBAR!
  /     I'll never look at a bottle the same way again.
 /       /
WWW     ####
| o      o |
| <      - |
||        ||
[The gaybar 3] 5 Oct 2005

...We're in a GAYBAR!
  /     ...You mean you didn't know? ...But I though you and me were on a date...
 /       /
WWW     ####
| o      @ |
| <      - |
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[Bosnian hitman] 5 Oct 2005

Dodgy Earl, you're in "shady business". How do you get a Bosnian hitman?
  /     Man, how do you get rid off them!
 /        /
~~~      ...
|-O      _ |
| <      > |
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[Docter Tobi speaks] 5 Oct 2005

When Sweden had colonies in America, lots of Finnish people (Finland was part
of Sweden back then) migrated to America where they build wooden loghouses.
The American image of wooden houses is from Finnish heritance.
Bet you didn't knew that, punk!
       /
...   __
| _   .ii
| -   > |
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[Eye contact] 5 Oct 2005

(Don't stare at her boobs. Don't stare at her boobs. Don't stare at her boobs.)
  /   (I hate it when guys don't make eye contact.)
 /     /
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